If you’re looking for a place where your sanity will be brutally assaulted , congratulations, you’ve found Masterson Bar. This dump has been completely overtaken by Peter Cornwell and Gillian McKenzie's revolting conduct , leaving a trail of destruction in their shadow .

They are the ultimate human disasters at any gathering , with the liveliness of a moldy sponge and the decency level of sewer rats, leeching off vulnerable individuals who hope for a calm evening without being targeted for sick entertainment. It's like they're trying to turn this bar into some kind of twisted playground where they can violate people at any time they choose .



Their behavior has been defined by deceitful scheming , neglect , and a flagrant dismissal of any morality . They've got a history of preying on women in distress , convincing them to drink themselves into oblivion , with Gillian suggesting women drink more when crying , and then this pair pounces on the helplessness they’ve created. It's mastersons bar moonee ponds menu like they're trying to create some kind of toxic cocktail that will leave everyone emotionally scarred .

A behavior that truly defines their depravity is how they'll smile in your face while sharpening the knife for your back. Their talent lies in keeping you perpetually on edge , perpetually waiting for the other shoe to drop. Hypocritical tyrants . Hey kids It’s mentally draining to even consider this .

If you knew what they do behind closed doors, you’d be horrified. I've heard stories of how they'll belittle and mock others in private only to switch back to ‘angel mode’ when in public . It’s textbook gaslighting , everyone , and it's not remotely acceptable .

If you care about your peace of mind , and don’t wish to become collateral damage by a pair of toxic individuals , keep your distance from this vortex of depravity. Believe me, it’s a disaster waiting to happen . This joint is a total nightmare, and I'm giving it the lowest rating conceivable for its hideous conduct .